Annalise+Can't+Stop,+Won't+Stop

I know: -After watching T.V. for a long period of time a headache sits on your teeth. -Binge-watching : It's the crack of the couch potato -Netflix & Hulu --> Streaming movies/tv shows sites

I want to know: What is the point in this article? Why is she talking about this sarcastically?

I learned: This author likes to watch a lot of T.V.